(A three way crossover with JAD, Galloping Steel, and Colt Quest.)

Starring: Treads (G.S.) Sundancer (JAD) and Jewel Family Guards (Colt Quest)

>You are Treads Softly

>Filly

>And most importantly

>The BEST tank commander!

“Rrrrrmmmmbbbmbmbmmmmll”

>And by your side was your BEST driver, Little Star!

“We’ll show ‘em today, Little Star!”

>His plush head droops slightly

“I know I say that all the time, but we really will today! I have a secret weapon!”

>You present the most powerful round your behemoth could ever fire

>It was FOUR PLY

>The Guard will HAVE to take you seriously now!

>Tanks ARE real!

>You traverse the yard in your unstoppable cardboard juggernaut

>You grind to a halt

“Eeeeeeee!”

>Your screeching brakes catch the attention of a pegasus guard immediately

>”Oh! Hello little filly! Quite the impressive armor you have today! Is that a new cannon?”

>You nod gleefully, ready to explain the robust composition of the new main cannon

>You got it from a post office!

“Sure is, Mister Sir! This one can fire a new round I made!”

>”Who’s this brat? Why is she boxed up like a present?”

“BRAT!?”

>”Oh, hey Siqueue! Did you want to see little Tread’s new heavy armor?”

>”…Her what?”

>”Her heavy armor? She calls it a tank!”

>”That’s completely rid-“

>Nopony calls you a BRAT!

>You load the 4 ply payload into your main cannon

“GUNNER, FIRE!”

>Siqueue cocks his head to the side

>”Huh?”