Spike: Rarity, just take a test. It doesn’t hurt to try

Rarity: Spike, there’s no way. I’m almost one hundred percent sure

Spike: Well, don’t you want to be actually one hundred percent sure?

Rarity: ……….. It’s fine Spikey, really.

Spike: Rares, you’re in denial. It’s been almost three months since you started showing signs

Rarity: Spike the Dragon, are you calling me fat???

Spike: No, no, no of course not. I’m calling you moody

Rarity: What?

Spike: Nothing. But seriously, Rarity, won’t you just take the test?

Rarity: *sighs* Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. But only to make you stop bringing this up

Spike: Thank you. The tests are in the bathroom in the cabinet

Rarity: You bought some already?

Spike: Yes I did. Now shoo. Do your business. I’ll be outside

Rarity: *rolls eyes and goes to bathroom*

***a minute later***

Rarity: Well, it’s sitting on the counter. I’m telling you nothing’s going to show up. It’s not biologically possible

Spike: Alright, “Princess Twilight”, we’ll see……. *looks at test* It’s positive!

Rarity: I told you! I What

Spike: IT’S POSITIVE! Rarity! You’re pregnant!

Rarity: W-wha?

Spike: Here, look!

Rarity: *grabs test with magic* I-I’m pregnant….

Spike: Oh my gosh! I’m gonna be a father! And you’re gonna mother! We’re gonna be parents! *hugs Rarity*

Rarity: ………what in Equestria is growing inside me