Poor Braeburn… I can’t believe you don’t consider this to be the perfect life.
Here you’ll regularly get four square meals a day, complete with ponies always watching to make sure you stay hydrated. You’ll never be hungry or thirsty ever again. You also won’t need to lift a finger for the rest of your days, but you always can get plenty of exercise on the occasional stroll from place to place, also through struggling fruitlessly in that straitjacket of yours. If you get bored in between meals with family, there’s always the pacifier to keep you company, plus here the bathroom is always available…. again, with ponies to make sure it stays in good order, not too full, as it is portable. So, even though you may not consider it to be the perfect life, like it or not… this is your new life.

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