Just a note: Sirius is much bigger than Epic, I’m just too tired to fix the scaling… Meh

***

Epic: Ah~ Your majesty, you so…

Sirius: Even intoxicated, you call me that?

Epic: Course. Yous a prince and I’m just a… deadbeat

Sirius: Do not say such things, dearest. You are very talented and I love seeing you perform.

Epic: Yous jus sayin that.

Sirius: I would not lie to you, darling. I love your singing.

Epic: …Did you know I love you?

Sirius: Hm? I had guessed but this is the first time you mentioned it.

Epic: Well, I do. I super duper love you, yous majesty!

Sirius: If you love me, perhaps you can start by calling me by my name rather than my title?

Epic: …S-Sirius?

Sirius: Hm?

Epic: Sirius, I love you!

Sirius: [Smiles and catches Epic as she nearly faints at the sight.] Ah, careful, dearest. Would you like to go home?

Epic: Will you go out with me?

Sirius: I believe I’m the one whose suppose to court you, darling. At least give me a chance to.

Epic: S-so you will?!

Sirius: Yes yes, I’ll be sure to start a proper courtship with you in the morning, Dearest. But first, bed.

***

Sirius and Epic are actually pretty close. 

At least, they became close after they shared a drink together. Epic was walking alone when she spotted her long time crush, Prince Sirius, lounging in a bar. Wanting to get close, she dug up enough courage to accompany him. They talked for hours before Epic got drunk and Sirius had to take her home. After this, they’d often hang out to share drinks.

Note: Epic is allergic to alcohol so she always drinks sodas, which have the same effect on her. Root beer is her go to and generally hits her like a straight shot. Sirius is not as affected by liquor since he often drinks, due to his socializing in Canterlot. It takes a lot to get him drunk.