“Twilight, you don’t understand, SPIKE came on to ME! I was just designing fashion when suddenly he came in asking what I was doing, KNOWING he was showing off those big manly glistening muscles! He forced me to French kiss him so hard that I was panting when our lips broke! He made me drag him to the bedroom, throw him on the bed, and jump on his cock! He raped me, Twilight, for forty-eight hours – nonstop – and so hard that the bed was banging against the bedroom wall until a giant crack appeared on it! Then he raped me on every other piece of furniture! I was screaming out a confession of love like a banshee while Spike raped me so he would stop! But he didn’t! HE KEPT CUMMING! Now everything in the bedroom is white with dragon seed, like it was all repainted and draped in sheets! And worst of all is that I’m probably PREGNANT! Spike forced me to have his children! I didn’t want to become a mother this soon! It’s not like I’ve been SCHLICKING to the thought of fucking Spike for forty-eight hours until I get pregnant, Twilight!”