Hey ho the witch is back.

straight Ponka ships for y’all

Because why go with the standart ones if u can have fun w it.

Thorax/Pinkie – Dorky lovebugs

(if u think I’m not gonna turn those wacky ass head mandibles into antennae ur wrong)

Pharynx/Pinkie – Element o laughter ain’t having none of ur crusty nonsense

(Pharynx needs someone to pet n shush him when his war trained ass flips his lid again)

Rutherford/Pinkie – horny ambassador

(rutherpie a fav but can’t miss the chance to draw the yak man w dreads ???)

Blueblood/Pinkie – ‘‘F~fine I like you’‘

(Prince meets party peasant, flirting and sexual inuendos ensue)

QuibblePants/Pinkie – Chatterboxes

(Rarely anyone can talk and blubber as much as these two)

Soarin/Pinkie – Old married couple

(Soft tired horses finding a home with each other)

Flash Sentry/Pinkie – Goofy Protectors

(big space brain: flash sentry is not the same as human teen boi flash and deserves his own story, personality and love)

Donut Joe/Pinkie – The bakers

(of course can’t miss the duo that single handedly changed the world of sugar pastries)

I have genuine interest for all of these ships and I love Ponka to death, tough to pick a favorite ship tbh