First submission for kilala97’s contest. For anyone who knows her work, it should be obvious that this is a bit of a call-back to >>486939. I actually made that little sign on the door based on Spike’s face there, too.

~ Dialogue ~

Turquoise Blitz: Get out of my way, Claire! I can hear Annie in there… she’s crying out for me… I won’t let them hurt her!

Crystal Clarity: They aren’t hurting her, you big oaf. They’re helping her deliver a foal. It’s not pleasant, but it would be way worse for her without competent doctors around.

Turquoize Blitz: Et tu, Clrits! Then feel my power!

Crystal Clarity: I really don’t want to hurt you, little brother, but if you keep this up you are going down.

Spike: Woo! Go T! Go Claire!

Rarity: Spikey, perhaps you shouldn’t encourage this kind of rough housing in a hospital, hm?

Spike: What? T is just trying to be a good husband and father by not letting those scheming doctors do anything… malevolent.

Rarity: Darling, this doctor delivered both of our children and he never once did anything to hurt me, did he?

Spike: Well, of course not, I showed him what I’d do to him if he tried anything…

Rarity: Ugh, of course that’s what… Crystal Clarity, do try not to cause too much property damage.

Crystal Clarity: Doing my best, Mom. Oh, you did not just singe my hair. And Illusion’s going to be here any moment. It. is. on! Rising Dragon Uppercut!

Turquoise Blitz: Rawwwwr! Have at thee, sorceress!

Rarity: Oh, this is getting entirely out of hoof.

Spike: Should I go get the strait jacket?

Rarity: If you would be a dear.