Now this a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, I’ll tell you about how I became Ultraman.

On the way outta Bochi, flyin fast,

Met a science patrol spaceship, and then we crashed

hayate died, I cried, merged one body from two

travelled back to earth to protect those foos

when a couple of kaiju, who were up to no good

started makin trouble in my neighbourhood

I was runnin short on energy, heard the timer say

so I wiped that monster out with a big ole spectrum ray

Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy