Page 1658 - Dungeons & Ponies, Part 33
1st Mar 2022, 6:00 AM in Intermission 15

Author: GreatDinn

Guest Author's Note: "Twilight's poor table can't catch a break tonight."
Notice: Arint's Last Day, an expansion mod I've been making for the deckbuilding roguelike RPG Griftlands, is coming out soon! If you enjoy my writing, you might like it!
Teaser Trailer
Transcript:
DM: Venger bursts through the doors, having finally noticed your intrusion.
Venger: The only spells that will be cast tonight,
Venger: are the ones that end your life!
DM: Diana, roll to dodge.
Pinkie Pie: roll
DM: You're just barely able to roll out of the main blast.
DM: But the fire it leaves behind singes you a bit as you land.
Pinkie Pie: Yikes! Glad I dodged the worst of it!
DM: Now that his surprise round is over, everyone roll for combat!
Venger: Hand over your items of power, and I may let you live.
DM: Venger will wait before attacking. Who's next?
Fluttershy: You lied to us, hurt people, and tricked my friend!
Fluttershy: I'M GONNA BURY YOU!
BANG!
Rarity: Fluttershy, dear...remember this is just a game.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, please leave my table out of it.