Originally posted on: January 25, 2016, 7:54 PM UTC

-Microsoft Sam is the element of <span class="caps">SOI</span>.

-Galaxy is the element of spying on the men’s restroom from the ceiling tiles.

-Google Now is the element of cat videos.

-Male and female Siri are both the element of telling you the best places to hide a body.

-Voice Control is the element of eating glue and sniffing Sharpies. She is actually just a person in horse costume, by the way, but nopony seems to notice.

…And then there’s Rover, who’s the element of being a dog.