im retconning/exploring apple chip a lil bit. i dont really talk about him much, he’s the middle child of my rarijack kids.

and u see he’s – well. he is a player. and when he learns to stop treating women like arm candy, a himbo. I’ve kinda decided he’s just jfk from clone high.

1.) he has been around his fair amount, and being a big buff boy farm boy he’s the talk of the town. manages to grab famous singer/princess summer ballad too, though really just for a short fling. he is not afraid to throw his looks and charm around to get what he wants.

2.) of course, stitcher hates him for it. she think he’s a womaniser, and has been with way too many of the mares around ponyville – but lets be honest, so has she. she just thinks he’s gross about it.

also in this one it’s meant to be chip calling her a stuck up bitch, but it looks like daffodil is doing it, and i think thats like 10x funnier so im ok with that.

3.) okay last two is just me drawing him to jfk quotes

nobody tell him about his grandparents.

4.) another jfk quote but like. chip definitely “trains” his cousin cinnamon to be a mini him. the two are absolute rascals on the farm, not a braincell between them. Butters gave them the task of painting the barn and they just drew a massive penis across it in white paint and laughed at it like children.

Chip does try and teach him how to be a “player,” but cinnamon is much more interested in copying his cousins mannerisms and enabling each other’s stupidity.

He’s gay too anyway, though Chip insists “doesn’t matter what way you swing, so long as you’re holding a bat.” They mostly stick to poop jokes and 69 420 humour.