Page 1216 – Demanding Nicely

Sometimes you hear a line from the show and the joke just writes itself.

DM: Everybody roll a Perception check.

Yona (FS):

<roll> Oh! Natural 20.<br/>
Ocellus (TS): I don’t think any of us are going to top that.<br/>
Gallus (RD): I’ll have you know, <roll> I’m purpose-built for… Nevermind.<br/>
DM: You all hear a clanging and shuffling of hooves. But Yona is the first one to peer through the bookcases and see into the back of the library. In the very back aisles, there is a large ornate metal grate, presumed to be just a drain. But it’s clearly been opened moments ago, and Cozy Glow is coming out of it with a lantern. <roll> She doesn’t spot you as she smugly hovers out of the library.<br/>
Silverstream (PP): We were in here for a while, right? How did she get over there? What’s down there?<br/>
Gallus (RD): Let’s go ask her.<br/>
(beat)<br/>
Gallus (RD): Oh good grief – obviously I mean “tail her, spy on her, interrogate her, and fight her, not necessarily in that order.“<br/>
Ocellus (TS): Phew, I was getting a little worried…