Page 641 – The Dream Job, Part 2

Any stories of players getting kidnapped? We’ve probably had that one before, but it bears repeating after so long, I think.

While you guys discuss that, if anyone needs me, I’ll be playing The Phantom Pain while fighting off a cold from hell; a hellcold, if you will.

DM: With Rarity, however, something entirely different happens…

Twilight Sparkle: What in the world…?

Rarity: Uh-oh. Not good!

SFX: (FWOOSH)

Spike: Rarity! NOOO!

Pinkie Pie: I try to grab the monster!

<roll><br/>
Rarity: AHHH!<br/>
DM: It’s a smoke monster. Your dice are insufficient.<br/>
Pinkie Pie: …Wow, has it really been that long since Lost ended?<br/>
Rarity: Forget the smoke! Grab me!<br/>
Rainbow Dash: Sounds like a plan!<br/>
SFX: (SWOOOOP)<br/>
DM: Part of the mist takes solid form and swipes at Rainbow Dash.<br/>
Rainbow Dash: Hey!<br/>
SFX: (FOOOM)<br/>
Rarity: Are you alright?<br/>
Rainbow Dash: Nothing that rage can’t fix! C’mon! <roll><br/>
SFX: (POOF)<br/>
DM: Unfortunately, Rarity poofs into another dimension just before you can reach her. Phew! You didn’t derail the prologue for once.