Ever wonder why there’s so much Scootabuse on the web? Is it because she’s a bland and obnoxious idiot sandwiched between two adorably awesome characters? Is it because she’s part fluffy?

Nope! It’s because of a little thing called original sin. See, Scootaloo met Don Bluth, and thought he was awesome! (Not exactly an unfair assessment.) But what Scootaloo did not realize is that God hates Don Bluth, and can never allow this talented man any happiness. None can say why this is (maybe All Dogs is actually blasphemous, lol), but all those in Don Bluth’s wake must taste the lash for being in his presence!

Incidentally, these two wound up forming a club! The president is Kyle Rayner. :B