“YES, LITTLE HUMANS, RUN! RUN FROM YOUR TITANIC BETTERS! HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Mane-iac’s crazed, scenery-chewing laughter thundered for miles around the mountain-sized villainess and her jackalesque companion as the terrified humans fled for their lives from the impossibly large duo. She cackled in sheer delight; not even terrorizing Maretropolis had been this satisfying…or this easy. She and Ahuizotl had largely ingored what token resistance the humans had mustered, doing as they pleased with impunity.

Smashing libraries and bookstores that sold all those blasted books glorifying their enemies under-hoof and -paw.

Ripping entire shops from their foundations to shake all their most expensive wares out into (relatively) small purses and tote-bags…or just tossing the shops THEMSELVES in; buildings, wares, humans and all.

And gleefully terrorizing the pitiful little primates who lived on this world (except the ones who asked for autographs or said they “rooted for villains”; that lot was spared any horror…save for their enthusiasm counting as ‘volunteering to be pets for the gigantic villains).

Mane-iac squeed like a filly (albeit a crazed, power-mad filly) as she looked out among the miniscule city. “This has been quite the enjoyable Sunday walk, hasn’t it, my canine collaborater?” Serpentine locks of her green mane and tail, each easily outsizing the skyscrapers beneath them, coiled through the streets and rose their owner even higher into the air as she held a crystal orb in her hooves, the artifact pulsing from within with untold power. “And to think, I would have wasted this Gigantomancy* Orb in something as routine as going after those Power Ponies!”

Ahuizotl paused in his rampage, giving the hair-based villainess an annoyed look. “I found it first, Miss Mane-iac. In MY realm…after I manaed to take it from a titanic Daring Do who was trying to crush me like a fly.”

Mane-iac tried to hide her momentary shiver, despite how annoyed she was at having her monologue interrupted. The thought of going against towering Power Ponies…it was unpleasant. Especially what horribly creative things a Mega-Radiance could do to her. “Erm, yes; sorry, I was caught in the moment…but now WE will dominate these pitiful ants, as has been our destinies!” she proclaimed. “Even without the orb, we would be giants to them…but with it, we are titans. Bigger IS better, after all!”

Ahuzotl snorted. “I work alone, mare of the demonic hair! …But I do enjoy this tiny world’s weather; and not having any annoying heroes around is rather nice…” He kissed Mane-iac’s spandex-clad hoof. “If we are not WORKING together, then we can at least have a pleasant stroll, m’lady.”

Mane-iac giggled like a schoolfilly (again; of the crazed and power-mad sort). “A gentleman jackal? MARVELOUS!”

A pair of cackles, full of evil and all-out ham, thundered for miles.

• [My made-up name for size-changing magic]