(A three way crossover with JAD, Galloping Steel, and Colt Quest.)

Starring: Treads (G.S.) Sundancer (JAD) and Jewel Family Guards (Colt Quest)

>The shot rings out

>A hefty roll of booty wipe rockets out of the barrel

>And strikes Steel right in the face

>Time seems to slow as the plushy round squishes his muzzle a bit

>He topples backwards

>Steel’s armor clatters as he falls onto his back, and his two friends rush to his aid

>Siqueue sounds somewhat surprised

>”Sir?”

>Sir tacks on a much less caring, and more deadpan

>”Staff Sergeant. Please. It’s just toilet paper.”