You really do live up to your reputation, Princess Twilight Sparkle, and you’re a lot stronger than I thought.

So, you are going to tell me who are you, and why can you control chaos magic even though you look like an earth pony

Maybe you won’t believe me…but using a Time cannon I came from twenty years into the future. My name is Screwball and the reason I have control over Chaos magic is simple, and that is because Discord is my father.

WHAAAT!!? DISCORD? You are really Discord’s daughter?

That’s right

Now that you mention it, you really do kind of look like him…so he will be a father

I’ll be born in another two and a half years…but I didn’t come back in time to tell you that…there’s something very important that you need to know

(several lines of exposition about evil pony robots later)

Princess Twilight, I believe that you know what to do, mom thought you would, and that was why she worked so hard to complete the time cannon

Uh…you didn’t told me who is your mother, does she knows me?

Yes. Very well

She created your cannon, it can’t be…that your mother is…

Yup, she’s the pink one right over there

_GAHH!!!IT CAN’T BE, PINKIE PIE!!?

This is too amazing! I thought for sure she was going to marry Cheese Sandwich, but Discord?_

It seems Cheese Sandwich was apparently too non-comital, so Mom got mad and rejected him…and then she saw that dad was very lonely so…but they didn’t get married, you should know how chaotic is my father after all…Dad died when I was really young, I should admit I was very excited to meet him here for the first time…PLEASE Princess, keep this a secret, if you tell them, it might affect them and then I might not exist!

You can count on me, your secret is safe with me Screwball