Pinkie: “Hiya Dan!“

Dan: groans “Oh no..“

Pinkie: “So, um, how are you doing?“

Dan: “Horrible! I hate this place! Everything is so bright and cheery! Ugh, I can’t wait to get back home.“

Pinkie: “Awww but Dan, If you leave, I’ll miss you…“

Dan: “Miss me? Why would you miss me?“

Pinkie: “Because, silly, you are my super special friend! Duh!“

Dan: “Uh, Pinkie, isn’t everyone or should I say everypony, your super special friend?“

Pinkie: “Well all of my friends are special but you are my SUPER special friend!“

Dan: “Why, kid? Because I ain’t from this wacky place you call Equestria?“

Pinkie: “Noooo It’s because you really make me happy…… blushes”