Pine, Rudolph, and a Very Smelly Reindeer Stable

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Anyone familiar with Pine Thunderoak knows he's not only a huge nature explorer who really enjoys visiting new lands, but he also loves Hearth's Warming Eve. Needless to say, these two interests of his have crossed over with each other quite a few times.

Probably the stallion's favorite time this happened was when he did some research on festive holidays from around the world. Pine was curious to see if any places besides Equestria celebrated Hearth's Warming Eve, and if not, what other traditions they had at the end of the year. During his research, he discovered a holiday very similar to Hearth's Warming called Christmas. Those who celebrated it did many of the same things, but there were some notable differences. The one that stuck out the most to Pine was where the most special gifts came from. While both holidays involved them being delivered by reindeer that lived in the arctic north, Hearth's Warming had three reindeer from a mountain grove beyond Yakyakistan, and Christmas had nine reindeer from a place called the North Pole. On top of that, the Christmas reindeer weren't alone in delivering the gifts, as they pulled a sleigh guided by a mysterious being named Santa Claus. With his adventurous spirit in full gear, the pegasus quickly made plans to visit the North Pole, hoping to learn more about this unique but familiar holiday.

Getting to his destination was no easy feat for Pine, partly because of how far away it was, and partly because it got colder and colder the further he flew north. Thankfully his forest green fur (as well as a scarf and some socks he brought along) helped prevent him from freezing to death, but as Pine arrived at the North Pole, he couldn't deny he was very chilly. Still, he persisted in his journey, not wanting to turn back after coming so far.

Following a trail of vibrant and incredibly beautiful lights in the sky, which Pine learned from his research was called aurora borealis (and inadvertently explained where the Hearth's Warming reindeer got their names from), he soon came across a wooden stable and noticed what appeared to be a reindeer walking around outside. The buck had a golden tuft of fur on his head, chestnut brown eyes, and a pair of small but very attractive-looking antlers. However, the thing that was most striking about him was his nose. While other reindeer had small brown noses, this one was large and red. It was also quite shiny, to the point where the stallion could swear it was glowing. The reindeer was quick to notice Pine and approached him with a concerned look on his face, as he saw the pegasus was shivering. He asked Pine if he was okay and invited him inside the stable, promising to get him warmed up. The inside of the stable was very homey and rustic, with hard stone floors, some piles of hay in a few places, a fireplace in one corner, a soft blanket in front of that, and plenty of stalls for any creatures that would want to stay there, nine to be exact. Pine laid down on the blanket next to the fireplace and proceeded to let out a relaxed sigh. After being out in the cold for so long, this is exactly what he needed. The fire was so cozy and warm, and combined with the softness of the blanket, it felt like heaven to him.

The reindeer brought Pine a mug of hot chocolate to warm him up some more, along with a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Not only were they absolutely delicious, but the pegasus thought they might have been the best cookies and hot chocolate he ever had. He was very grateful for the reindeer's hospitality, but the cervine insisted he didn't need anything in return, being happy just to help out a new visitor to his land. It was then he introduced himself as Rudolph and laid with Pine on the blanket, asking what brought him to the North Pole. In response, the stallion told Rudolph about where he came from, explaining what Equestria was like and how they celebrated a holiday at this time of year called Hearth's Warming Eve. Rudolph thought Equestria sounded like a wonderful place to live, and when Pine revealed he came to the North Pole to learn more about Christmas, the buck was glad to tell him all about it.

While the two hooved animals sat in front of the fire, Rudolph's thick fur coat providing Pine with an extra layer of warmth and comfort, the former told the latter everything about Christmas he wanted to know. The cervine explained the similarities to Hearth's Warming, the differences, and all of the various figures that helped make and deliver gifts. It was at that point when Pine learned about Santa Claus, his short but hard-working assistants called elves, and of course the other eight reindeer that Rudolph assisted: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen, the last of which was actually Rudolph's dad. The red-nosed reindeer even told Pine how he became part of Santa's team, mentioning he used to be ridiculed because of his abnormal nose, but he managed to use it to his advantage one year and win his bullies over. Specifically, he used its glowing nature to guide Santa's sleigh through a dangerous snowstorm, one that almost cancelled Christmas. Pine found that story, as well as everything else Rudolph told him about the holiday, to be utterly amazing, and decided to stick around for a while in the hopes of seeing Santa, the elves, and the reindeer in action.

Pine ended up staying at the North Pole for about a week. He unfortunately never got to meet Santa, as he was very busy getting ready for Christmas, but he did meet the rest of the reindeer on his team. The eight of them got along very well with the green pegasus, and along with Rudolph, they spent the next week having all sorts of fun together. Pine and the nine reindeer went on flights across the North Pole, played in the snow, ate lots of yummy holiday treats, watched gorgeous light shows courtesy of aurora borealis, and snuggled in the stable at night (it turns out the reindeer often got together in a big cuddle pile, which Pine thought was really cute and loved to participate in). The stallion was even given a special Christmas present from the bucks, that being a replica of Santa's hat. He found the hat went with his scarf and socks very well, and he made sure to thank all of them for it.

One thing Pine found out during his stay was that Santa's reindeer had a very dudebro-like relationship with each other, not unlike the fratboys he knew back in college. They drank spiked eggnog and hard apple cider, they loved to throw parties, and to the stallion's excitement, they were very kinky and sexually active among each other. That's not to say there weren't plenty of does in the North Pole they hooked up with (in fact, Rudolph had a girlfriend named Zoey), but whenever work got tough for them, they found screwing each other and indulging in their favorite kinks was a great way to blow off steam.

There was also something else Pine discovered about the reindeer: they were very casual and nonchalant about where they went to the bathroom. It didn't matter if they were indoors or outdoors. If they had to take a dump, a whizz, or even let one rip, they'd just do it right where they were with barely any acknowledgement, almost as if doing such a thing was second nature to them. As a result, the stable often got very dirty and very smelly. Sure, the elves cleaned it out after a while, but they had a set schedule for when they did it, so there were often long periods of time when the stable was more akin to an outhouse. Piles of reindeer poop littered the floor in varying sizes, said floor was often very wet and slippery from the big puddles of urine soaking it, and the bucks' fibrous diets resulted in constant farting that made their enclosure stink to high heavens. They also didn't bother to watch where they stepped, so when they walked around the stable, their turds would often squish under the weight of their hooves and make an even bigger mess. And then of course there were the large numbers of flies buzzing around in the air and landing on the reindeer. At first Pine wondered how the little insects could exist in a place as freezing cold as the North Pole, but given the warm atmosphere of the stable and the plentiful amounts of dung covering the ground, he soon realized it made perfect sense for them to be able to breed and multiply in the enclosure. Funny how creatures as grand and majestic as reindeer could help spread the fly population and allow them to adapt to a new land they otherwise wouldn't survive in.

The average person would likely find the careless attitude that the reindeer had towards going potty disgusting and unsanitary, but as a lover of all things bathroom-related, Pine loved it. Anytime he walked into the stable, he'd take a deep sniff of the stinky air and have to fight the urge to get a boner. That being said, he did get a boner plenty of times, and it wasn't long before the reindeer put two and two together and realized the pegasus had a fetish for their waste products. Being the kinky dudebros they were however, the nine of them found it very amusing and weren't grossed out by it at all. In fact, on the last night of Pine's visit, Rudolph invited him to one of their orgies, promising to give him a big surprise afterwards.

The orgy proved to be a lot of fun for Pine. He got passed around from reindeer to reindeer, engaging in a wide variety of kinks with each one and switching between the top and bottom positions all the while. Their sexual shenanigans eventually died down though, and most of the reindeer went into their stalls to rest. Rudolph on the other hand, wasn't quite done with the pegasus yet, reminding him of his surprise and asking him to lay down on the ground so he could receive it. Pine could barely contain his excitement, his heart thumping away in his chest as he did what Rudolph told him. The cervine then turned his butt towards the stallion, lifted his short fluffy tail up, and began squeezing out a whole bunch of smelly brown reindeer pellets. These little chocolate raisins rapidly thumped against Pine's body one by one, and he couldn't help but moan as he lightly sniffed at them. He found they smelled a lot like his horseapples, very earthy and tangy, but they also had a sickly sweetness that gave them a bit of an extra bite. Leaning his head up slightly to get a better look, Pine gazed into the droppings littering his body, admiring their unique appearance. Despite not being as large as pony poop, the stallion was impressed with how many there were. He must have already had at least two dozen turds on his chest alone, and Rudolph hadn't been defecating for very long. Another thing Pine noticed about the tiny pebbles was that they had little fragments of partially digested food in them. There were of course strands of hay, corn kernels, and blades of grass, very typical things for a reindeer to eat, but there were also peppermint candies, some chewed-up bits of cookie, and a few candy cane shards. The sight of these treats in Rudolph's dung caused Pine to giggle, not just because they explained where the sickly sweet odor was coming from, but because they showed Santa's reindeer were so full of holiday spirit, even their crap was festive.

As the pellets continued to collect on Pine's body, he felt an increasing urge to touch them. Not wanting to get his socks dirty (though he was sure they'd get dirty eventually), he reached a wing out and allowed it to make contact with the droppings on his stomach. He proceeded to lightly caress them, feeling their soft but firm texture and adding some brown stains to his feathers, before applying some pressure. This caused the small turd balls to go squish, emitting a satisfying squelching noise as they transformed into a thick gooey sludge. Using his wing like a paintbrush, Pine then smeared the manure across his belly, rubbing it in deep as it turned his green fur brown and made him a very stinky pegasus. All the rubbing he was doing down there also stimulated his bladder, which had gotten quite full from all of the hot chocolate he'd been drinking, and resulted in the stallion peeing himself. Due to his horsecock aiming towards him though, Pine ended up getting a golden shower. The warm pee arced through the air and splashed against his face and chest, dampening his fur in those areas while adding a sharp musky odor to his body, one that mixed very well with the fresh grassy stench of the reindeer poop. Some of the urine even landed in his mouth, the stallion savoring the flavor as he felt the salty bitterness on his tastebuds.

After multiple seconds of staring at his dirty and soaked body, Pine looked around to observe his surroundings. Right above him, Rudolph continued to push his feces out while looking back with a playful smirk. It didn't appear to be a very clean process either, as the cervine's tail, nuts, and buttcheeks were all stained a muddy brown. On the ground, several heaping mounds of reindeer droppings could be seen, having been left behind by the other bucks over the past few hours. Some of them retained their signature round shape, while others were flattened from the reindeer stepping in them. Their scent attracted a healthy amount of flies too, tickling Pine and Rudolph's bodies as they landed on them and filled the air with the sounds of soft buzzing. In one corner of the stable, Donner was munching on some hay, raising his tail before casually letting out a loud and very smelly reindeer fart. It almost had kind of a musical quality to it, and Pine would later find out that when reindeer get really gassy, their farts sound like Christmas carols. In another corner, Rudolph's dad Blitzen lifted a leg up and peed in front of everyone without any shame whatsoever. The bright yellow reindeer pee splattered against the floor, and thanks to said floor being made of stone, it spread across a good portion of the stable, forming a very large puddle and even getting some of the hay wet. As for the remaining six reindeer, they were in their stalls cheering Pine on, whistling and giving him words of encouragement as they watched their red-nosed companion take a dump on the pegasus.

It goes without saying, but the stable that night was incredibly messy and stinky, and the elves had a heck of a time cleaning it out the following morning. For Pine however, it was the perfect way to end off a spectacular trip. His first visit to the North Pole was an experience he'd never forget, and he made it a mission to go see the nine magical reindeer every holiday season from then on.