Catbird 3’s COLOSSAL SQUISH PROGRAM - 10

A quick announcement from Rupert: 🚩🚩🚩

I'm back from my short trip. While that was fun-ish, I did say my work never takes a vacation. Also, I lost some money, so I gotta replenish my funds, somehow. As usual, any and all help, how little or big, is greatly appreciated.

Milestone #9 Tallies:
GOLD - 2625 lbs.
WHITE - 2505 lbs.
BLUE - 1125 lbs.

Friendship Notes: SO! I, your headmare, come back after a short break to the mare's room, and what do I see...? Little to no progress. I am a little embarrassed, especially for Teams White AND Blue. Whatever it was you had going on, it's just not working, from the looks of it. Rainbow. Spike. I like that you're both comfy in there, but no time for napping. Get to MORE feeding and resourcing. We need to turn this building upside down! And Smolder...? No matter of rump-pushing is gonna help you and your blue buddy catch up with Gabby and Gilda.
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Huh? What do you mean it helps...?

Rupert here: you heard her, guys! If this pace keeps up, we can forget about bringing Glimmer or Twilight up into this fray. Unless...!
Sorry if that sounded crass. I'd REALLY love to see wither or both of them joining our inflated catbirbs....

3 TEAMS at play: GOLD(Gilda) - WHITE(Gabby) - BLUE(Gallus)
Donate to my Ko-Fi here: https://ko-fi.com/chubbyfawks
OR, to my PayPal(dot)me here: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/RupertBlueFox

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1 LIKE = 5lbs+
1 RT/Repost = 10lbs+
$3 = 15lbs+
$15 = 100lbs+

NEW RULES:
2nd Place Team = bloat 30 lbs for every $3 , 100 lbs for every $12

3rd Place Team = bloat 45 lbs for every $3 , 100 lbs for every $9

(be sure to include the team name that you want BLORP’d as you donate or like)

BONUS STRUCTURE:
$1000usd collective = Starlight Glimmer joins the party.
$2000usd collective = Twilight Sparkle joins the party.