"Destined to love each other, but not at the same time."

I hc Hitch's first male crush was Sprout when they were colts. When you hang out often with the cool rich kid who always has cool ideas for games it just...kinda happens. More so when he doesn't seem to remember this thing called personal space.

Hitch got over his crush as he grew up and realized Sprout was...not a nice pony.

But OH, Sprout's gay yearning then hits on his adulthood (mixed with envy + insecurities + denial about his sexuality + their complicated friends-turned-distant-coworkers relationship) and it sucks lol

None of them notice the other's crush so it ends nowhere...unless they fix things post-movie? 👀