Description:
The bat pony was walking silently on the streets. He really disliked walking around in the middle of the day, but thanks to some clusterfuck of magnificent proportions, he was now forced to go out for an emergency. Thankfully that was already solved (With a solution as simple as telling someone to ‘restart their computer’, to his eternal vampire-life chagrin) and he was going back home, attempting to avoid other ponies and at the same time the dreaded sunlight that burned him and could possibly be his demise… nah he just disliked the sun overall.
As his thoughts were focused on his thoughts only, seemingly trying to figure out what he could do for the rest of the day, he was not paying much attention to his surroundings, especially because five seconds ago there was nobody on sight, and the space around him was lacking in any concealment he’d have to be wary off, but that’s how Ponyville was anyways, especially the open grass fields.
But before he could resume on his internal battle between to either draw something, or take a rest, something, a force, an unknown thing had forced him down to the ground with a comical ‘plop!’. He was about to hiss and kick madly and make whoever the fugg dared to take him down by force, but out of sudden, a magenta/cyanish kind of arcane explosion appeared out of thin air above him, and before he could react to anything, there was suddenly a toshload of ponies that were clumping onto him at the same time, like if he was John Wick and absolutely everyone was tasked to take him down, but in this case in a very literal way.
The startled vampire, with a few instinctive hisses, looked to whoever he was fighting towards, ready to cast hell upon those who wronged him and his appetite for destruction and blood (Cough cough, quite literally cough cough, vampire), but he stopped mid-attempt to flee when he actually managed to recognize the ponies who were piling on top of him one after another and another, like if this was some kind of snuggle party of sorts that he was forcibly invited to.
The first pony that went right onto him was a white Pegasus with a yellow dashing mane and gradient-colored glasses, purple eyes, fluffy, and with an arrow upwards for Cutie Mark. He seemed to get himself comfortable on top of the overlord of the night Dark Vampony, in some sick non-consensual cuddling, and then the rest went stockpiling on him like a cascade of fluffiness and cuteness that the jacketed batpony was not comfortable with.
After Lightpoint, another pony came in for snuggles, this one a cream colored earth pony, with brown eyes and a bicolored brown/yellow mane, which got herself on top of Lightpoint, adding to the weight that pinned the poor batpony down and didn’t allow him to just explode in a beautifully terrifying conflagration of biting, kicking, and lashing, though it was admittedly uncertain if he’d lash against them… they’re his friends… right? Or they’re only food?
Shortly after Countess Sweet Bun decided to clump onto the poor dark-haired Dark, two more ponies entered the scene, sadly not accompanied with a dramatic and very anime-esque “X HAS JOINED THE FIGHT!”. The first one was an unicorn with sweet baby blue eyes, a brownish mane that ended in a (Ironically enough) ponytail, and, similar to the white Pegasus that decided to bravely go first in the cuddle puddle, an arrow Cutie Mark, but this one showcased his affinity for size-related shenanigans magical prowess. On the other side, as Dust was settling him onto the mess of fluffy things stacked together, a bat pony with beautiful red eyes and an adorable smile (Read; not cute, definitely not cute, plz no) interjected herself upon this amalgamation of randomness and cuteness, the red stripe on her black mane making an alluring contrast with her dark gray scarred coat and her eyes.
At this rate, the poor Dark was pretty much unable to move, ambushed from all sides, but things went further down the road as, while Blood Moon took a position near Dust, above Countess and Lightpoint, three new contestants went on to ‘yeet themselves’ (Pretty much literally, that’s how you enter a cuddle puddle anyways) to the congregation. One of them, a smaller-than-average plane pony, almost threatened to bonk the entire group by the speed she had attained prior, but thankfully she had managed to stop and land softly above everyone with her turbofans instead of becoming a live bowling ball utterly smashing the stacked pins. She decided to interdict into the showcase of teamwork and disrespect for personal space as she went on to snuggle, like a kitty would.
As for the other two, one of them was an alicorn, dark brown mane, and a relatively lighter color of coat, almost reminiscing of chocolate. Her name was Nocturnal Vision, and, while she probably wasn’t into the group planning on the grand scheme of “How to force Dark into a cuddling situation 2. The vengeance of pones”, she was a very active pony in the event that had made them meet each other in the first place, attempting to make everyone feel happier and being quite extrovert herself.
As for the last one, it could’ve been easily called a Fluttershy impostor, so much that it was very sus and would probably get voted by the rest of the team (Get on track doofus! Bonk) OW! Okay okay, in any case, this adorable Pegasus demonstrated both her shyness and caring demeanor, that was heavily reminiscent to the pony she was based upon, by softly landing on top, like the cherry of this dysfunctional cake, where absolutely everyone decided to disregard basic safety protocols and suddenly became personal Space Invaders. Her name was Woj-Tek, and while it probably didn’t fit with the other ponies’ names, she was still a vital part of the mobile task force tasked with the interception, neutralization and secure containment of the now annoyed batpony. Amidst the chaos and the failure to keep track what was currently going on, another pony, this one a physics scientist that probably used one thousand calculations per minute to dive into the perfect spot of the cuddle puddle without being noticed, got himself unnoticed in the haphazardous tower of ponies that involved most of the active users on the New Lunar Republic group (Note: This is not endorsed by Princess Luna)
In the background, there was a very cunning background pony, the witting instigator of this doom, who had used her magical abilities to cast an temporary invisibility spell, alongside many others that would aid in several different areas (Like countering bat ponies’ incredible hearing or sense of smell), all for the explicit purpose of taking this beast down and taming it. Her cyan eyes showcased innocence, alongside her lilac coat and pink mane with strokes of blue for good measure. With her cute evil smile, she waved towards a random bystander that watched said background pony proud of her new creation, promptly diving into it herself, because of course the one who made the revolution should be the one enjoying it, right?
“I’m going to fucking murder you all” The batpony said from under the mountain of furry softness and adorableness, but they were ponies anyways, they were like paragons of cuteness each and every one of them (And that includes Dark too, amusingly enough. The only one exempt of such qualifying was Blood Moon; she was adorable, not cute.). It was unclear if he would go alongside everything that was going on and relax, because in any case he wasn’t able to escape, or somehow manage to harness the powers of dark vampire deities, pump adrenaline on his system, and send flying all that fluffiness away like if this was a Pokemon show, but the next seconds with inactivity indicated that nothing would happen so far, and no explosion would happen from the angry bat pony with dark blue hair.
“Guys, you’re going to break my discs!” The bat pony noted in annoyance and slight pain, that sentence being the only thing that made the mass of pones react, as they went from cuddling alongside and on top of him instead of +7 ponies piled like if it was some kind of marvelously bizarre tower of ponies. Basically, they wanted to cuddle but didn’t want to hurt him, and as such, the conglomerate of horses had succeeded in another of their objectives, while the bat pony just let out a sigh and gave up on his objective to further attempt containment breach, the only reason they were able to surprise him is because he wasn’t armed with his trusty shotgun. The next goal the association of fluffy ponies was most likely a ban appeal on the sugar tax imposed by nobles, something that Countess Sweet Bun had brought to the table and voted unanimously to her favor.
Um, a silly drawing I wanted to do about everyone cuddling Dark
As far as I remember, this is basically everyone that said, wanted, or mentioned that they wanted to cuddle Dark, ranging from BackgroundPony, Acid Flask, CountDerpy, definitely not myself, Twiny, ToastyPK, LincolnBrewsterFan (Nocturnal Vision), and etcetera
Honorable mention goes to Wing, who I think had said something like that (For some reason the thread is very snuggle-based… I don’t think I have anything to do with that tho :v), but I couldn’t add him to the pic because I wasn’t able to fit him in there :< (The size of an A4 paper is limited and I didn’t have larger papers at the time I started drawing xd), still, you’re there buddy, but you used your physics understanding to evade the artist completely or something xP
Also I hope I have permission from everybody to use this OC otherwise this is going to get taken down as quickly as a Zeppelin fired at with incendiary shells and rockets >.>’. And of course I hope everybody likes this, cuz it’s basically a drawing of the entire group showcasing our bond and stuff. I think xP