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2nd Aug 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?

Thinking "tactically" in the mindset of a trickster god and an unstoppable magic bruiser is... a challenge, certainly. And it comes up more often than you'd think in fantasy scenarios, it seems...
Transcript:
DM: As the sun approaches high noon, Tirek says that he feels strong enough to defeat the Princesses. How do you decide to tackle Canterlot?
Discord GM: For starters, I think I'll distract the royal guards with some random chaos.
DM: That tracks.
Discord GM: While all the attention is on me, I'll have already teleported Tirek straight to the throne room.
DM: Distraction and blitz, got it. Tirek does have one small request to tweak your plan.
Discord GM: And what would that be?
DM: Instead of directly into the throne room... He wants you to teleport him to just outside the throne room so he can make a big entrance.
SFX: (SMASH!)
Discord GM: A conquering tyrant after my own heart!