Be me

Devoted worshipper of Flash Sentry

On waifumeet.com

Smoking hot purple horse in my area

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Message her inviting her to my basement

I hope mom doesn’t mind

Wear my best fedora and my 20% Cooler shirt for the occasion

Hear a knock at my door

I open it up and see the drek Cumpuppet Tails

He pushes me back and my fedora goes flying

I hit the wall, dazed and confused

He approaches me slowly

Begin to pray to the savior of the universe

“Your waifus will be MINE! Flash Sentry is dead!“

Tears drip down my face at the sound of such blasphemy

Just then, I hear a Camero pull up with an orange and blue bolt of lightning

“You can’t crash the Flash, Cumpuppet.” echos throughout the room

The drek quaad falls into my fleshlight collection

Flash Sentry bursts through my window and plays a sick guitar solo

Cumpuppet bursts into flames in front of us

My neckbearded jaw drops in awe

Flash turns to me and gives me his sexy grin

I know what to do

I whip out my waifu and bend her ogre for him

He even let me watch

You can’t crash the Flash