“The long-suffering Segmund Craw, or “Ser Lobster” as he is more commonly known, has always been a dour pony. Though he initially balked at his unfortunate nickname, which derived from his strikingly red armor, it wasn’t long before he grudgingly made it his own. Perhaps he did it out of a misplaced sense of pride, or maybe he simply never cared what others said of him. Either way, he even went so far as to adopt a lobster as his sigil and have his armor customized to reflect his newfound identity. Not the wisest of decisions.

Some say his signature zweihufe backbreaker of a sword is just his way of overcompensating. Others say he’s nothing more than an embarrassment to the realm. But, though all of Equestria mocks him for his perceived eccentricities and diminutive size, Craw is nothing if not stalwart. His raw skill makes him more than a match for knights twice his size, and even his staunchest detractors know better than to cross swords with him on even terms.

He only wishes people would give him a little recognition. Hell, he’d just settle for somepony remembering his real name. Is that so much to ask?”