Page 17 – Simply Chaotic

There’s no table that determines what Rainbow Dash crash-landed in, by the way. The DM just rolled the die for the sound it makes.

Twilight Sparkle: You know what? Fine. I didn’t need that healing surge anyway.

DM: Well, funnily enough, she was about to get introduced. So, uh, take it away.

Rainbow Dash: Oh, right. I’m Rainbow Dash, and I’m a barbarian pegasus.

(beat)

DM: Okay, seriously? That’s it??

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. What, do you want me to run down my stat block?

DM: Don’t play dumb. I’m talking about your backstory. Didn’t you get my email?

Rainbow Dash: That thing? I decided you had to be talking about someone else’s pony, not mine.

DM:

<roll> You crash-landed in a pile of mud.