“Hey guys,

My trip to Moscow has been totally rad! The people here are a little strange at first, but once you get to know them, they’re totally chill being around me, and think it’s good that I never back down from anything. I guess they have a thing for ponies who are loyal? I’ll have to ask them about that.

While I was here, apparently they had this holiday they called Victory Day, and at night they had all these fireworks, more than I’ve ever seen Pinkie Pie use! It was so awesome that I started doing one of my reserved special stunt routines in the air to celebrate, and this one guy who was a photographer for the event got this photo. It’s not my best side, but I just thought it was cool he managed to catch me in perfect frame quality, so I figured why not send it as a postcard to you all. I think the Russians call it The Crumbling, or something. I better make sure I ask my pals again.

I gotta go get this to the post office. my pals tell me it will take hours to get there at this time of day, but I don’t think they know how awesome I am yet. I’m Rainbow Dash, fastest flier ever!

R.D.”