Originally posted on: February 6, 2017

Taken up the crackship baby challenge on tumblr, where people can suggest a crackship containing at least ne of my OC’s and I’ll try to design an offspring based on it.

A fun and interesting challenge.

Hauer (avatarjk137) & Skye Gazer: Ankle-Biter & Dark Concoction

Ankle-Biter, a wittle floof ball named appropriately, do not let the floof make you lower your guards.

Dark Concoction takes much after her grandfather Red Velvet, taking up a great interest in potion brewing. To a point where she has long gone lost taste for anything else but her own concoctions.

Surging Vortex (Umbreow) & Punchline: Rapunzel

A little bat pone colt wandering the halls of Stable 47, refusing to wear his stable suit just as much as he refuses hair cuts.

Floofy enough to curl up and sleep inside his own mane and tail and oh boy does he own it.

Scraps the Draconequus (Scarps-Is-Busy) & Butters the Alicorn: Abort

Hairless little abomination so far seemingly harmless. So far.

Ember Heart (avatarjk137), Unhinged Pony (AngryLittleBurd) & Butters the Alicorn: Last Hope

Out of the three, Ember Heart would have the least f*cked up genes, and seems like the fresh, cleaner genetics helped a bit on whatever abominations Butters might have created. That said the kid’s head is still as messed up as Butters’, and I’m pretty sure he’s diabetic. And takes after mama Ember Heart enough that if he ever gets control over the Sun, Equestria will turn crispy very fast.

Shifty Deal (psychopaths-of-equus) & Wiselle: Wallet Snatcher

Ohmigosh I adore the design of this one. Just look at that! It only made me shift these two even more, even if it’s an impossible ship. Shift Deal is aro ace on all accounts and Wiselle is engaged with her shop, who would never let any stallion get close enough to produce spawn. Although I guess if Shift ever stumbled into the magic shop and the universe decided his one magic deal should be an heir and apprentice, the shop could just magic the foal to appear. Would that make the magic shop the second daddy to this adorable mess?

Oh well.

These were VERY fun to work on, and do expect more as I still got another full sketch page’s worth of crack baby designs to colour up. Stay tuned!

Moar Crackship Babies:

Crackship Babies 2 by Ravenpuff

Crackship Babies 3 by Ravenpuff

Crackship Babies 4 by Ravenpuff