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Rarity: Wait, “decades”? What about the night we reformed your sister after a thousand years of loneliness??

Princess Celestia: That one was pretty great… except for the few hours I spent out in exile in space, wondering if my long-odds gamble worked and whether I’d ever see home again. That’s the sort of thing that makes a particular night lose a few points, even if you got a sister back at the end of it.

Twilight Sparkle: Still… That was a lot of collateral damage, wasn’t it…

Rainbow Dash: Collateral, shmollateral. We kicked the #1 butt of the underworld!

Twilight Sparkle: And canceled the most important social event of the year.

Rainbow Dash: Ah, those fancy pants will get over it.

Princess Celestia: Agreed. I wouldn’t fret, my faithful student.

Twilight Sparkle: Was that…?

DM: Princess Celestia enters the donut shop, alone but with her usual effortless regality.

Princess Celestia: I’m glad to see all of you well. Don’t worry, the leader of the Thieves Guild is captured and secure.

Twilight Sparkle: I’m so sorry, Princess. Finding out Elusive was your nephew… That must be awful.

Princess Celestia: Are you kidding?! I haven’t had a night this good in decades! I’m over my sister’s moon!

Twilight Sparkle: …Gee, don’t get so broken up about it.

Princess Celestia: Oh, how I’ve missed your sass.