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Persuasion isn’t always about lovey-dovey generosity or straight-up logic to get people to like you and do what you want. Ultra-nice diplomacy mainly works on nobles and bureaucrats who aren’t under much pressure. Purely logical arguments tend to work on targets who are currently unmotivated and directionless. As you practice, you’ll discover new tactics to apply to different groups.

With a group that just doesn’t trust you, being ultra-nice might just make them suspicious. If you’re aggressive and pragmatic, explaining exactly what you want and what you have to gain from the deal, they won’t necessarily like you… but they’ll have fewer questions about your motives.

For individuals much stronger than you that have no reason to help you or consider you an ally, you might try an emotional appeal… like breaking down into tears, sobbing about how desperately you need help. No, I’m not speaking from a recent Pony Tales experience on this one… [dead link]

DM: Hahaha… You have to admit, this is hilariously ironic. This is right where I wanted you at the end of the last session: beaten, helpless, fearing for your lives…

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, that’s great. If the druid comes back now, does she get a turn?

DM: Uh… I suppose so. But the dragon’s going to go right after her.

Rainbow Dash: Good. FLUTTERSHY! HELP!

Fluttershy: M-ME?? HOW?

DM: Heh heh… How indeed?

Rainbow Dash: I-I don’t know! Let me see your character sheet.

<rustle> There must be something… WAIT, WHAT?<br/>
Pinkie Pie: You found something?<br/>
Rainbow Dash: Wha… How… Her Intimidate skill is 15, guys! Fif-freaking-teen! That’s… that’s perfect. You gotta use Intimidation on the dragon!<br/>
Fluttershy: WHAT?!<br/>
DM: …Did I hear that right? It sounded like you were asking the Element of Kindness to be intimidating.