Page 65 – Setting the Scene

I ended up putting down the sea serpent in my script as “Steven Magnet” because, well, why not?

DM: It only takes a few minutes for you to reach the source of the disturbance. It starts with a very large serpent tail smashing at the water. The tip of the tail is connected to a long, purple, snakelike body, creating more waves by rapidly undulating.

DM: Finally, you reach the front of the purple sea serpent. It’s sobbing loudly, holding its perfectly groomed head in its manicured hands and moaning:

Steven Magnet: What a world, what a WORLD!

Fluttershy: Oh. Not dangerous?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, so “not dangerous” that I could probably scare it off with Intimidate.

Rarity: Chase away the only non-hostile entity we’ve encountered so far? If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather talk first.