fireworksninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

PonyPokey14: Aight.

fireworksninja: Slip out of that dress baby, yeah.

PonyPokey14: I slip out of my cabaret dress, just for you, fireworksninja.

fireworksninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

PonyPokey14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

fireworksninja: Me too baby.

PonyPokey14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

fireworksninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful mare.

PonyPokey14: Hey…

fireworksninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Dildo of the Infinite.

PonyPokey14: Funny I still don’t feel it.

fireworksninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.

PonyPokey14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

fireworksninja: Don’t fuck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorceress of the lands.

fireworksninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

PonyPokey14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of shit.

fireworksninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

fireworksninja: Queen Faust congratulates me for destroying Dr. Reindeernik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Blueblood steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

fireworksninja: You still there baby? I think I’m getting moist now.

fireworksninja: Baby?