A randomized crackship ng I’m creating out of boredom.

Queen Chrysalis takes another shot at exacting revenge on the main 6, twisting together two ancient spells together and creating a curse. The curse forces two ponies into a sort of ‘soul bond’ marriage, they cannot be intimate with any other creature except the one the spell bonds them with. They must always be in close proximity with their bonded. If the two spend two long apart they will both get sick…quickly leading to death. The sickness is pretty much a different version of Hanahaki Disease. The only difference being, the two don’t have to fall in love…however most do.

(Btw this is set a few years into the future, cmc are older teens)

Twilight and Applebloom:

Poor Bloom feels like her future has been taken away from her, but she doesn’t blame Twi. She admires her. Twilight refuses to touch her if she can, which makes AB feel unwanted. They get along okay otherwise, despite their relationship being very tense sometimes.

Rarity and Zephyr Breeze:

They argue all the time, tend not too talk much and work instead of dealing with their problems. Rarity is the first to get pregnant because sometimes they take their frustrations out in other ways. They merged their shops.

Rainbow Dash and Princess Cadence:

Cadence tries to act like everything is okay. Rainbow thinks Cadence secretly hates her. Rainbow gets along well with Flurry but avoids cadence when possible. Rainbow drinks more cider now then she probably should. She tries to stay out of Cadences way but…the mare can be very affectionate. Cadence is determined to make the best of her situation and make Dash happy.

Applejack and Cloudy Quartz: Actually fall pretty hard for each other. Cloudy wasn’t in love with Igneous. At first she does nothing but act like the perfect housewife and work for hours on end. Until Aj forces her to talk, and from them on…things change. Aj isn’t on good ground with Pinkie at first, but eventually the two families learn to get along.

Fluttershy and Queen Novo:

Might be the happiest couple here, at first they were on very rocky ground as Shy reverted to her “s1” self. She wasn’t sure how to deal with the changes to her life but Novo was patient and gentle with her.

Pinkie Pie and Gallus:

The odd couple, these two pretend not to like each other at all. However…that is a complete lie. They both have a lot of growing up to do, but they’ll get there eventually. The last to have kids, surprisingly.