Based on the Chinese comic panels from: orig00.deviantart.net/bff3/f/2… Ugggghh, I can never get the stench off that snatcher’s p&ss-ridden breath!! Now I know how terrible it was for you when you got caught in that catfish’s vice! Hey, at least Sonata isn’t there to witness this and make more incoherent blabbering about our “transformations”!  Guess we made the right call in sending Sonata far away to Greenland! That gal’s gonna freeze her t&ts off before she could return back home!! Forget about Sonata!! I can’t believe you punched me square straight into my face!!! I had a beautiful hunk date to an exclusive beach party and I can’t walk in with a busted nose and lip!!! I said I was sorry, okay??!! I got fr**kin’ scared off my tail and panicked!! Just apply little bit of cover-up skin paint when we get back at the suite!!

Oh, and how do YOU propose I can kiss my date without my aching big red nose touching his??
I dunno, jut your giant lips out like a fish???
EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT’S IT!!!!! Let’s see how YOU like to kiss like a fish!!Get back over here so I can dunk your head into the reef full of gaping fish heads!!!

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P.S. The name of the title is based on the real-life sea creature that attacked Adagio Dazzle, known as the sarcastic fringeheadio9.gizmodo.com/5911216/meet-t…

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