Based on the Chinese comic panels from: orig00.deviantart.net/897d/f/2… (Canter Zoom): SECURITY, get this cosplaying straggler off my set right now!!

  NO WAIT!!!! You don’t understand!! I’m a REAAAALLL Wonderbolt that just swam miles away from my sunken plane!! SURE, kid!! And I’M a Celestial Royal Guard who gets to wipe the princess’ bottom all day in her privvy chambers! NOW GET ON THE GROUND BEFORE I HAVE TO TAZE YA!!! DON’T TAZE ME, BRA!!!! I’m still too wet to the bone—-

   BBRRAAZPAPAPZPAPZAPAPZPAPPPZZZZAAHAAHHPHAPHPAHPZHPHAPHAPHPAZAAAPP!!!!!!! When will they ever learn to heed to authority’s instructions??

References:

Humanized Soarin’: Wonderbolts: Soarin by

Hula girl: Sapphire Nebula (derpibooru.org/1309926)

Movie crew members: (Left to right) Canter Zoom, Scooter (muppet), Snapshot

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