Because of course I gotta make one o dese with my favorite trash man !

Zephyr Breeze/Bulk Biceps – Literal Daddy

-If y’all think that Bulk being a big exciting Dad is the perfect combo with Zephyrs demotivated ass who needs hugs, encouragement and love ? You are completely right. Also Zeph is weak for a powerhouse man

Zephyr Breeze/Thunderlane -Hot twinks

- They’re gay, they’re gorgeous, they probably spoil and hang with rumble a ton. Thunderlane wakes up early to make bfast n smooch his tired boyfriend while Zeph has bedhead but appreciates the gentle mornings.

Zephyr Breeze/Flash Sentry – Princess and his guard

- No one better to take care off a huffy good-for-nothing princess like Zeph then a well trained but still soft and goofy royal guard. Flash will kick ur ass if u snark at his boo but also torture him with puns until he gets outta bed.

Zephyr Breeze/Hoops – Tall and taller

- Hoops is probably one of the only god damn horses taller then Zeph, they probably met when the bully trio was hanging at RDs place, and Zeph was kinda shoot from day 1 now they’re a famed b-ball playeer and his trophy partner.

Zephyr Breeze/Braeburn – Country Charm

- Probably sitting on the sides during Fluttershys amazing appereance in the buckball tournament, meeting Brae there when he tells the team they did great, Zeph of course unable to not brag about his sis, gets into some teasy flirting with Brae, absolutely 100% falling for the cowboy and his southern accent.

Zephyr Breeze/Quibble Pants – Partners in love

- Who quabbles over a mare if u can just make out ???

They do each others hair, Quibble is enarmored with all the tall/short duos they can cosplay together, Zeph finds a lot of fascination in novels that have protagonists he can identify with.

Zephyr Breeze/Starstreak – Muse

- After Fluttershys amazing rise through the ranks in the model industry, it is a wonder how long it takes for someone to get their eyes on her brother who is nothing short of a scruffier twin to his big sister.

Starstreak, and his deep love for the avant garde falls hard for the androgynous stallion and makes him the center of his next collection with them developing a steamy dynamic between work and home life.

Zephyr Breeze/Iron Will – Scream and shout

- They show up together, they wreck your eardrums and steal your heart. Zeph is a smooth talker and that is a perfect companion piece to Irons passionate oppinions and phylosophies, Zeph watches that his bull doesn’t go through the wall while Iron helped him find motivation and self confidence even if he is not the savior of all of equestria.

Zephyr Breeze/Rutherford – I’m w-weak

- Rutherford comes for a conference to friendship castle, he and Zeph run into each other on accident, Zephs complete honesty and genuine personality catch Rutherford in all the right places.

Zeph is very casual even with royalty and chatty while not being quite as intense as Pinkie Pie so the yaks interact with him quite well, they’re soft boys with great hair.