This, this is my fluffy chicken son.

So, I mentioned in Champ’s bio that he’s a bit of a flirt ( the cheesy, pathetic kind) and that he often uses pick up lines on random girls he meets on the street or pratically anywhere. However, if you just happen to flirt back with this doofus, he immediately shuts down and forgets how to function. All the coolness just melts away. So even when he is successful, he ends up flustered and fails to get her number.

Then again, he didn’t have the best teacher, so you can’t really blame him. He’s just doing what he’s been taught.

Maybe one day it’ll work, Champ, maybe one day.

Also, the Pegasus is an unimportant female, but if you guys like her, I might do something with her.