HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Okay, these two work for Amity Tea Room which is owned by Concordia Glimmer

In the evening, the aboveground Amity Tea Room takes it’s business downstairs and becomes a mixture of a bar and bordello. Pretty creatures of all types serving food and drinks as well as helping patrons…relieve stress.

These happenings are all within the law I may add

At least 2 unicorn bouncers are mandatory for these types of places. They receive training on how to scan for disease and must check your ID to make sure you are 18 or older. All staff must also receive magical scans and background checks. Even though you may be coming in for a drink it’s required that you are accountable for both. Neither of these searches are invasive.

Some of these Bardellos [as I’m going to call it] do operate under the law with no unicorn/magic bouncers etc. but Amity Tea Room has the approval of The Queen of Love [yes, Cadence funds this type of thing in Equestria]

Of course anyone from the real world will ask about possible nefarious connections between sexual establishments and drugs. Yes that can be a problem but there is little to nothing the Princesses can do if they don’t know. Drugs aren’t as prevalent in Equestria however and at least Amity is running it’s business lawfully!

ONTO THESE TWO

Mittens

Mits, Mimi, Tiny [Skystar]

Parents: Queen Novo and Lord Capper [FITE ME]

Voice: High pitched and squeaky

Mittens is the only child of Queen Novo and Capper but isn’t in line for the throne like her older half sister Skystar.

As such, she always got away with murder. She’s a huge fan of her beautiful older sis and wishes she were more helpful to her kingdom but she’s pretty useless.

She spends most of her time away from her kingdom in Equestria under the guise of learning “friendship“

She became well acquainted with Queen Twilight’s circle of friends and eventually met Concordia.

When her parents found out she was working for Amity Tea House they were beyond ecstatic! However they were unaware she was taking night shifts…

Only her sister Skystar knows the truth.

Crystal Clear

Crys, Demon, Cryssi

Parents: Maud Pie and Rare Find

Voice: Similarly flat like his twin brother Iolite but slightly more feminine

Crystal is the second manager at Amity Tea House as he helped build it with Concordia. Despite the fact that I’ve depicted him in this manner as almost a kinky succubus, Crystal mostly deals with the dayshifts. This is partly due to the fact that he’s not a fan of the polyamorous lifestyle and is more of a serial dater.

He’s very calm and demure despite looking like the embodiment of lust.