For comedic effect, be sure to give Ardent a super deadpan voice.

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“This is hopeless!” Sour growled, slamming her head against the table. Other ponies turned toward the sound but quickly looked away when they realized it was the same guests as before. They’d been making noise for the entire hour they’ve been there. “Rose, this was a stupid idea.”

“Which idea? Coming onto land or coming to Equestria?” Rose leaned back, watching the ponies pass them by. So many ponies, so many hearts and so many options.

“Both! I mean look at us!” She snapped, pointing her hooves at herself. “We’re fucking ponies! I feel like I should be on some little kids toy shelf.”

“We are quite adorable.” Ardent added, finishing her milkshake. With practiced ease, she tossed the empty cup into the nearby garbage with her wings. “Perhaps we should try and sell our likeness when we go home.”

“Plus why do you guys get the cool stuff!?” Sour fumed, slamming a hoof on the table. “Rose gets a horn, Mel gets wings and I get zip? Was that on purpose!?”

“Didn’t I tell you this already? Magic is limited in what it can do, Sour. Even here.” He explained, floating his ice cream. “From the little mom stole from Sunset, this is the best I can do. Apparently, your lesser mo- mother has earth pony genes hence your lack of a horn or wings.”

“Speaking of mothers, Have you heard back from Okaa-sama?” Ardent asked, cleaning her face with a napkin. She seemed at ease with her new wings.

“Thank god, no. Okaa-sama would kill us if she knew how little we’ve done.” Rose sighed, grimacing at the thought of disappointing their mothers. Though Rose was more concerned with disappointing his own mother. He shook off the thought, munching on his ice cream happily.

“So, how far behind are we?” Ardent asked, watching Rose enjoy his ice cream. She was still impressed ponies could even make ice cream at all. Amazing little creatures. “Surely we have something to report.”

“Well, Sour is the only one who hasn’t gained any headway.” He replied, watching ponies walk by their table. “Shockingly, her bipolar attitude isn’t appealing to mares or stallions. Who knew!”

“Shut up!” Sour snarled, slamming a hoof down. “It’s not easy to get ponies to like you.”

“It is if you don’t act like a bitch all the time.” Ardent drawled, wiping her muzzle with a napkin. As usual, they started bickering. Rose sat with his sisters, nursing a ice cream cone with his magic. He smiled as he saw Sour struggle to get a hold of hers with her hooves. She still wasn’t used to not having fingers anymore.

“You know you could just use the stand they gave you at the counter, right?” He suggested, pointing a hoof at the stand where her ice cream rested. She could just use that but-

“You know you can just eat my ass, right?” She snapped, her frustration growing until she just ate the entire serving of ice cream in one bite. She was fine for a second before the brain freeze had her falling off her chair in pain. Rose burst out laughing as Ardent extended a wing to help Sour up. Rose was still snickering to himself when he caught sight of a familiar mound of blonde hair drift by.

My little butterfly!

Not bothering to even alert his sisters of his departure as he trotted over his darling butterfly holding his ice cream. He didn’t want to lose sight of her, so he ran.

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An interaction with my siren next gen, a few days after Rose met Crescent but over a month after they arrived in Equestria. They had spent most of that month in the sea but seeing as they didn’t get to interact with ponies as much as they preferred, Rose proposed they turn themselves into ponies. This helped since it allowed them a lot more opportunity to meet and seduce ponies.

For those who have forgotten these three, they are the children of the sirens. The unicorn is named Rose Red and is the son of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle. The Pegasus is named Ardent Melody and is the daughter of Aria Blaze and Principal Cadence. The earth pony is named Sour Note and is the daughter of Sour Sweet and Sonata Dusk.