Listen, the reason I wear this sunglasses is to deter male members of the team like you from making unwarranted advances. It covers up and diminished the effects of what they always call the ‘bedroom eyes’. ‘Sexy Spitfire’ is the term they love to throw around the barracks.

If you’re intending to ask me out while on duty, I will personally introduce you to the sport of ‘groin-bucking’. Save the wooing for off-base, cadet!!!

Spitfire is the sexy mare,

She’s got the speed of hurricanes,

When she rages she’ll buck you up.

Cadets, my friend, you better watch out