- Anonymous 08/08/12(Wed)05:36 No.3752712
- ITT: Spaghetti stories
- >be in grade 12
- >writing an essay on laptop
- >forgot that I just installed an MLP theme, and the MLP theme song plays every time you start up your computer
- >class is silent
- >open up laptop
- >MLP theme starts playing
- >"MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, AHHHHHH"
- >ohshitniggerwhatamidoing.jpg
- >"MY LITTLE PONY, I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE"
- >whole class staring at me
- >spaghetti overflowing out of my pockets
- >"UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED IT'S MAGIC WITH ME"
- >kid at the back of the class falls off his seat laughing
- >"BIG ADVENTURE, TONS OF FUN! A BEAUTIFUL HEART FAITHFUL AND STRONG"
- >girls at the front of the class start to laugh uncontrollably
- >"SHARING KINDNESS, IT'S AN EASY FEAT, AND MAGIC MAKES IS ALL COMPLETE"
- >teacher face spells disappointment, a "you brought this upon yourself" face
- >"MY LITTLE PONY, DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BEST,
- >by now the whole class is laughing their asses off, the one guy still on the floor
- >"FRRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNDDDDSSSS!"
- >by now, I have spilled so much spaghetti to feed an entire Italian restaurant
- >quickly pack up my things and leave
- >never come back to school again
- And that's how I failed Grade 12.
- >
- Anonymous 08/08/12(Wed)05:38 No.3752730
- You fucking pussy OP, running away from that situation. I bet all of them thought you were even more pathetic after that.
- It does make a funny fake story though, so I'll give you that.
- Anonymous 08/08/12(Wed)05:39 No.3752734
- >>3752712
- should have said, "I'm going to kill that faggot when I get home." Really loudly
- OP 08/08/12(Wed)05:41 No.3752748
- >>3752730
- No, this actually happened. I had to switch schools because I wouldn't dare go back. There were brony haters in the class as well.
- Anonymous 08/08/12(Wed)05:42 No.3752760
- >forgot that I just installed an MLP theme, and the MLP theme song plays every time you start up your computer
- HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU GET WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT THAT INSTALLED
- Anonymous 08/08/12(Wed)05:42 No.3752763
- >>3752748
- Oh.
- Wow.