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<ins>Based on the Chinese comic panels from:</ins>
Awww MAAANNNEE!!! <ins>How embarassing!!</ins> I can’t go to the skating competition looking like this in front of Rarity!! I’ll be a laughing stock in front of my rivals!!
—-_Why didn’t you just wore a helmet in the first place before you went off??_
Duuuhhhh, ‘cause the chicks TOTALLY dig risque boys who play the game on *_HARD MODE*_!! Besides, I love it when my hair flows against the soothing brushing wind!!
Well, __now_ you only get to feel the <ins>icy burn on your numbskull scalp</ins> as that <ins>skin-piercing foul wind blows in your general direction</ins>_ as your rivals win the gold while you scurry on back home like a little lizard boy you are!
<ins>Reference:</ins>
<ins>Spike Human Design:</ins> >>106418
<ins>Spike’s outfit:</ins> http://star153.deviantart.com/art/Spike-s-outfit-658248824
