Ollie Airwalk: Uh, is he gonna be okay?

Hightide: Crap.

Tuff Cookie: Of course he’ll be okay.

Hightide: Crap.

Tuff Cookie: As long as I’m here to look after him, you know?

Hightide: * Hanging onto a lamp post in a feeble attempt to stay upright * Crap crap crap….

Ollie Airwalk: He looks like he’s having a crisis to me.

Tuff Cookie: Look ‘tide, you’ll have better balance if you put your rear end closer to the ground like this. * she demonstrates this * That way your legs will be tucked in to your body and you won’t flail around as much.

Ollie Airwalk: And you’ll look like a constipated dog on wheels!

Tuff Cookie: Quiet, Ollie! You aren’t helping.

Ollie Airwalk: ‘tide can’t be helped.

Hightide: * tries letting go of the lamp post and immediately regrets it * Crap!

Ollie Airwalk: See?

Tuff Cookie: Oh go somewhere and fall off a rail, Ollie.

Ollie: …That…that only happened once! I’ve gotten better!

Tuff Cookie: * is trying to pull Hightide away from the lamp post * All the dents in that helmet say otherwise.

Hightide: * his hooves finally fly out from under him * S***!! * his head bounces off the lamp post and he hits the ground face first *

Ollie Airwalk: * flinches * Ouch.

Tuff Cookie: Wow,Hightide * glances around to see if any adults were nearby * …language…

Hightide: * groans in pain *

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Dumbbell and Hoops have three kids between them and Score so far just has the one. In case you don’t recognize the two other ponies besides Hightide (And I don’t blame you) The mare is Tuff Cookie, Scores daughter, and Ollie Airwalk, Hoop’s youngest child. These three like to pal around and try to be cool but just like their dads they’re more hopeless dorks than anything.