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Description:

“I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR THE SIG-”


“Hate to burst your bubble Suri, but there’s nobody to get your signal. I had your boys taken care of when I saved my friends.


You have … someone who I am not too happy about you kidnapping. You’re going to let Rarity go, right now, and you have fifteen minutes.”


“Who is this?”


“Just a little dragon who broke into your shop, with a few buffalo buddies from Appaloosa.


You’re going to let Rarity go, and you’re not gonna touch a single hair on her head.


If she’s not released in ten minutes, I will burn every scrap of cloth, eat every precious gem, and let my buffalo friends smear every inch of this place with their diarrhea.


So what’s it gonna be? Either Rarity goes free or I turn this shop into one big shitreeking fireball!?”