You would've thought that walking around in the 'Canterlot Experience' attraction at the nearest con, being usually overstuffed with people, then rounding the corner to find a clean, palatial hallway out of nowhere, would've been the first tip-off that something was wrong.

The next tip-off would've been when the voices of Nicole Oliver and Tabitha St. Germain asked us if we wanted to go to Equestria. I mean, who'd say no?

Well, turning into ponies and being assigned to the castle as a scribe and a bodyguard wasn't really what we expected. Hey, might as well enjoy the sights while we're there. ... and hopefully find a way back home.

I miss fish tacos.
(dang it Ace- I mean Quill. Salmon on bread doesn't count!)