A new OC named Crescent Crass that came to me in a dream. The stanza read aloud in the dream goes as follows:

Crescent Crass has got such a fat ass, there must be somepony living inside it.
If you look at her 'gennies'- ||(genitals)|| they are so skinny, but she has a total dump truck of an ass.
There is no way there isn't somepony living in there.

I wish she were a real OC and not a fake OC. She's a fake OC, because she came from a dream with a fake full-length episode of MLP. -- Lyracorn