`HELLO, <span class="caps">WELCOME</span> TO <span class="caps">OMNI</span>-MART™, <span class="caps">WHAT</span> <span class="caps">ARE</span> <span class="caps">YOU</span> <span class="caps">LOOKING</span> <span class="caps">FOR</span>?`

“Huh? Oh, uh… towels.“

`FLOOR <span class="caps">TWO</span>, <span class="caps">AISLE</span> <span class="caps">ONE</span> <span class="caps">HUNDRED</span> <span class="caps">ELEVEN</span>. <span class="caps">ARE</span> <span class="caps">YOU</span> IN <span class="caps">NEED</span> OF <span class="caps">MEDICAL</span> <span class="caps">ASSISTANCE</span>?`

“…no, I have this covered.“

`LET <span class="caps">ANY</span> <span class="caps">ASSOCIATE</span> <span class="caps">KNOW</span> IF <span class="caps">YOU</span> DO, OR <span class="caps">ELSE</span> <span class="caps">YELL</span> <span class="caps">FOR</span> <span class="caps">HELP</span> <span class="caps">FROM</span> <span class="caps">ANY</span> <span class="caps">LOCATION</span>. WE <span class="caps">WILL</span> <span class="caps">HEAR</span> <span class="caps">YOU</span>. <span class="caps">HAVE</span> A <span class="caps">GOOD</span> <span class="caps">SHOPPING</span> <span class="caps">EXPERIENCE</span> <span class="caps">AND</span> A <span class="caps">WONDERFUL</span> <span class="caps">DAY</span>!`

Awesome description from a buddy on discord

Tried some new perspective with this and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out