Well… after quite an eventful weekend, including trying to deal with a certian to tried to lie me back into becoming her husband. I met Lyra Heartstrings (a mare that I a crush on, but was way to shy to admit to her) and she decided to sit down and talk to me. She must have figured out that I had feelings for her, which wasn’t hard at all, due to my body-language.

Lyra: Hey there handsome…

Smash: Oh blushes and stutters Hello.

Lyra (flirtious tone): So… you seem to have a crush on me. Is that right?

Smash: Yes… keeps blushes and stutters That is true… Miss. Heartstrings.

Lyra: giggles You have great taste. But maybe you should slow down a little bit.

Smash: Well, I am trying. But it’s easier said than done.

Lyra: Of course.

(Twilight walks by and notices that Smash and Lyra are talking)

Lyra: Perhaps the reason for that is because you are so desperate to have a girlfriend. Is that true?

Smash: I haven’t thought of that before. Psychiatry-education?

Lyra: Exactly… You seem to have a thing for highly educated unicorns. Hmm?

Smash: I guess…

Lyra: walks closer to him Hey, you know what. I am looking for a volunteer for a “sexperiment”, would you like to participate?

Smash: Sure I can.

Lyra (flirtious tone): Why thank you, you dorky stallion. Just how I like it. strokes her tail against his chin

Smash: But every one keeps saying that you are lesbians.

Lyra: Actually, I am bisexual. I like Bon Bon, but I do have a desire to have a husband as well. So if you behave yourself, that husband might be you.

(Twilight starts to become extremly angry – like in the picture)

Smash: Alright, I volunteer.

Lyra: Great! Meet me in my house in two Days, I’ll make sure that Bon Bon is home as well. Thank you!

Smash: You are welcome blushes.

Lyra by decprincess

Twilight by mangaka girl

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