“Seriously though, this is not a movie.

This shouldnt be considered a movie.

I dont know in which city, country, continent, planet, alternate universe or parallel dimension this thing can be considered a movie. I think I found the equivalent of an anti-movie. Im afraid to keep it close to other movies as it might devour them like a black-hole of anti-cinematic-matter.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to find a better movie to wipe the horrors this one has left in my brain.”