Page 1109 – Diss Function

Sometimes the consequence of a player chewing ham is that player also having a sharp knife and fork they can point menacingly at you from across the table.

…I’m not sure why my brain came up with this metaphor.

Anyway, should have some Tales of New Dunhaven by now. The next one after this should be the climactic finale, but this one’s a great little roleplaying session too.

Session 19 – The Leverage Job, Part 3: Podcast | Video

Fluttershy: Realistically, there’s no way we’re going to be able to stop Discord from cursing Dash to act disloyal. We should start planning for what we do once that happens.

Twilight Sparkle: That’s… a really fatalistic way to look at it, Fluttershy.

DM: No kidding.

Twilight Sparkle: And if Dash abandons us, we lose the Elements!

Fluttershy: We’ll have lots of time to look into a Plan B, then.

Pinkie Pie: Atten-SHUN, soldier! Do YOU have what it takes to survive… IN A WORLD… where chaos is the only constant? Well, do ya, punk?!

Applejack: Er… Um… I can subsist entirely on chocolate milk?

Rarity: Whatever, we can just BUY new Elements once we get out! Speaking of, this is actually kind of heavy…

Twilight Sparkle: Oh! I can help carry that, Rarity! I know you might not trust me with it, but… I don’t have a behavioral curse on me, so maybe I’m the best candidate?

Rarity: You’re just trying to talk your way to a bigger share, aren’t you? Fine. You’ve earned an extra 1% – NO, .5% cut.

Twilight Sparkle: No, that’s not–

Rarity: And don’t even THINK about trying to hide it from me. I know where you live. And I own many, MANY knives.

Twilight Sparkle: …Why are you all so scary…